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We took a minute to get an exclusive chat with Field of Screams very own Michael Myers on September 15th, 2007.

Yaboo: So Mike, I understand you are one of the longest lasting characters here at FOS. Exactly how long have you been here entertaining folks?

MM: (Blank empty stare)

Yaboo: Your hyjinx in Haddonfield had you in a bit of hot water, and yet you are able to walk freely among the public. How is that possible. Who was your defense lawyer and was there a technicality that got your charges dismissed?

MM: (Blank empty stare)

Yaboo: We understand you have an affinity for young college aged females, at your age that must become more and more of a challenge? Is does the old Michael Myers we all grew up with still have it in him to chase those young girls, or is settling down in your future?

MM: (Michael's head tilted slightly to the left)

Yaboo: I understand you have a new movie coming out and they are detailing you in the early years. Are there any skeletons in your closet that are going to be revealed?

MM: (Blank empty stare)

Yaboo: Rob Zombie will be the man in the back bringing your story to life. Are you a fan of his music and have you ever met Rob?

MM: (Mike's attention is drawn to a young couple walking by)

Yaboo: Fred and Jason collaborated on a film together. Has there been any talk of you getting together in a buddy type picture? Who would your idea costar be?

MM: (Raising the rather large knife Michael turns and walks into the shadows.)

Yaboo: There you have it folks, another Yaboo exclusive interview with one of horrors great……..

"For some reason this was the end of the tape, and we haven't seen our field correspondent. It just showed up in an evidence bag on the front porch step Monday morning"